I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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