it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
Can you bring me the toilet please
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
Randomize
