I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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