Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
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Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
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It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
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