Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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