Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
No subtext here. People are naked.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
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