there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
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