Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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