Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
im drinking this country out of the recession.
Things I find upon waking: a gay man, a straight girl both clad in web bathing suits, a full bathtub, an empyt bottle of jamesons at the bottom and a scuba mask
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
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