some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
Randomize
