Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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