I don't remember. Are we still dating?
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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