That chick was all over your bacon last night, grinding on you, I thought you were going to bang her in the club
Dude it was a lap dance
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
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I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
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She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
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