Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
dear vagina, thank you for making it so goddamn hard to get pregnant. i love you.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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