Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
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