what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
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