He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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