Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
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I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
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I wish drunk me came with subtitles
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
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