Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
Hey had an urgent voicemail from the Illinois national guard....have you been using my identity for your blackout weekend?
Yes and yes
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
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