god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
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