I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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