What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
she told me i tasted like america
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
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