I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
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