Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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