he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
The only dream I remember having is one where my dad's sperm turned into baby hippos. Like, tiny baby hippos, pocket-sized. I am so fucked up.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
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