Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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