dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
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