Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
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Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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