the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
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I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
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I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
I guess when the asshole said “I really miss you and want to get back together” he actually meant “I’m banging a Hooters girl behind your back.”
I hope she gives him gonorhea
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