69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
I supernannyed him into submission
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
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