STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
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And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
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I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
You were trust falling into bushes
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
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