I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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