i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
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