And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
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Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
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Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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