we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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