You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
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I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
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thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
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