there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
Randomize
