...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
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or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
My dermatologist just asked me, "what happened here?" referring to the bruising on my nipples. I told her I walked into a door. Thanks for that awkward moment.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
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I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
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