fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
dude i'm inner monologue high
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
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Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
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I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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