I just found a frying pan...in my bed.
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
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while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
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We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
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