i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
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God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
I will be naked everywhere
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
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I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
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