WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
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