Can Purell be used as lube?
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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