I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
Randomize
