omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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