I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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