I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
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