ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
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