Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
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