like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
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