Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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