The best thing happened. Some guy was butchering Conway Twitty at karoke and the power went off in the whole bar. And someone shouted "you pissed jesus off when you messed with conway!"
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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