wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
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Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
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Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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