Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
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Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
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Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
πππ what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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