i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
